After two months in London, I discovered something really amazing; the women of this city are made of a special texture. Unlike any other women in the world, the English can go barelegged into three-degree-below-zero temperatures without dying by hypothermia. They wear sandals while the rest of the world wears Finnish Eskimo boots. I will say that they are the only people on the globe that can go out at night wearing just a tank top and blazer, without catching the kind of pneumonia that leaves you in bed all week.

My conclusion after seeing all this is that English women are super heroines, whose skin is made of thermal material, not exportable to other countries. Until the synthetic skin is made available, my Bunker colleages will continue thinking I’m an onion because of the amount of clothes I wear.

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