I’ve been told I “look like I smell good!”
…and other things you should know about me!
-> So far, I have had 12 different beard designs, one of which will never be done again due to trouble with US Deptartment of Homeland Security.
-> I’ve never lived in one place for longer than a year since high school
-> The above is in no way due to legal circumstances
-> I’ve been known to perform despicable acts of appropriateness
Okay, a few more things…I’m from Texas, but I don’t like country music or BBQ, and only wore cowboy boots and leather chaps once, but I was young and I needed the money. I love sports, especially American football! I enjoy a good sitcom and stand up comedy. I want to travel the world and fill up my passport!
